Dear Gabby,
I was once dating two women at the same time. I showed up at the door of one of the women with a bottle of wine and flowers as we had planned an "evening in". If you know what I mean. Problem was, I was at the wrong woman's house. Was she ever surprised to see me! And with wine and flowers, no less. So I made excuses to cover my mistake by telling her that I had been thinking about her and wanted to stop by and have a glass of wine together. But as she uncorked the bottle, I told her I couldn't stay long. (I knew the other woman was waiting for me.) I had a quick glass of wine at the wrong girl's house, kissed her goodbye and raced off to buy another bottle of wine and more flowers. I was late, but the evening had been saved. Lesson learned.
I have since settled down.
Dear Settled Down,
Quick thinking there, Trigger. Unexpected gifts of wine and flowers always make us feel so...special. (And people wonder where trust issues come from?!)
Gabby
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6 comments:
Always good to have women's name, picture, and address posted somewhere as a reminder of which goes together. Have they made an iphone app for this yet?
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Hello there, Life!
Ya know, I think you may be onto something here! I'm guessing the fellows that are signing up for the stripper app would be chomping at the bit for this little gem of an idea. I say, "Run with it!"
Gabby
What a tosser!
Hi Kitty!
"Tosser"! I like that! The perfect opposite from "keeper"! Hah!
Nice to see you.
Gabby
Haha that's so sleezy, but actually really funny.
True - on both counts. This "being human" thing holds equal doses of humorous and WTF moments, doesn't it?
Welcome to the Confessional, by the way!
Gabby
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